Sunday, January 30, 2011

Things I don't like #4 - Facebook Fuckheadery

All tact and tastefulness is now out the window. I’m not going to tint my thoughts with political correctness, regard for anyones feelings, or anything of the like. It's not in my nature to kick someone when they are down but this has to be said.

Facebook is for social networking, not for advertising your children/depression/stupidity/other.

I’m sick as fuck of seeing stupid shit. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU ARE BORED. DO YOU THINK IF YOU POST ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK SOMETHING MAGICAL WILL HAPPEN AND SUDDENLY YOU WILL BECOME UN-BORED? HAVE US HUMANS REALLY BECOME THAT RETARDED AND INBRED?

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR NEWBORN. CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BIRTH, BUT NOBODY NEEDS TO BE UPDATED ON EVERY FUCKING LITTLE THING THE TROGLODYTE HELLSPAWN DOES. STOP POSTING EVERY 30 SECONDS ABOUT WHAT COLOUR ITS SPEW AND SHIT IS, WHAT “FUNNY(which isn’t funny at all, its normal baby behaviour, your child is not special)” SHIT YOUR BABY IS DOING. I ALSO BELIEVE NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK HOW WELL YOU SLEPT BECAUSE OF SAID BABY. YOU CHOSE TO HAVE A CHILD, SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES IN THE DESERT OF LONELINESS AND ALIENATION. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK AND THEY SLEEP JUST FINE AT NIGHT, BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE CHILDREN.

SICK OF SITTING AT HOME ALL DAY POSTING ABOUT STUPID SHIT YOUR BABY DOES? GET A FUCKING JOB AND PUT IT IN CHILDCARE. ONCE AGAIN YOU CHOSE TO ENTER THE WORLD OF PARENTHOOD, SO FUCKING STOP HARPING ON ABOUT IT. DOES MAGIC JOHNSON WHINGE ABOUT HAVING AIDS? NO.

The reason I don’t have comments set up on here is because all you soccer mums would no doubt get on your high horse and crap on about what a cunt I am for saying this. I’m sorry, bitches, this is what WE ARE ALL THINKING. Maybe you should look at yourself in the mirror and see what sad pieces of shit you are.

Go fuck yourselves. At least there’s little chance of further impregnation that way.

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