Things I don't like #1 - Gleeks

No doubt, unless you live in Siberia, you've been exposed to the atrocity on mankind that is Glee.
This frogshit show is quite possibly the most dangerous thing to hit our screens since the Idol franchise.

Because urbandictionary has nothing but shitfuck defintions for "gleek", "gleeks", I'm going to have to descibe it myself. A Gleek is someone who takes Glee very seriously.

Now fair enough, I know that that bird with the big nose is strangely attractive, and whatever, but thats not the point.

The point is anyone who sees it seems to think that they too posess a singing voice comparable to that of todays best selling number 1 pop artists.

Here's a free hint for all you Gleeks -- THEY AUTOTUNE THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE VOICES. These guys on the show, they are actors, not singers. They have no musical talent whatsoever. they are just doing what they are being paid to do.

I'm fucking sick as shit of hearing everyone's fucking singing all the time, TALK NORMALLY, AND WHEN I TALK TO YOU, DON'T JUST "FINISH THAT BAR" BEFORE ANSWERING ME, IT'S FUCKING RUDE.

I don't care how much Glee you watch. What I care about is my ears being polluted with your unnecessary resonance emitted from your voice box.

I could kind of handle it, even watch it from time to time to impress the mrs, however, I was uttely disgusted when they turned a good ROCK SONG into nothing more than cheap sterile POP. You don;t do that shit to Journey. Steve Perry would have shat out a kidney.

The final blow for me came when they did the same thing to Van Halen's Jump. Those of you who know me know I'm like the biggest Van Halen fan ever. How could the producers do this? Do you know how many little fuckchops are running around saying how the Glee version os SOOOOOO much better than the original? Fuck, man.

I'm leaving before I start to cry about this.