Things I don't Like #2 - Noobs

Look at this dickhead, Displaying all the typical traits of the noob. The gap in the teeth, putting off all the local women, and covered in other peoples piss. He’s also probably got some alcohol on him.

If you are reading this, chances are you know what a noob is. If you don’t, have a look at this:

Wikipedia:

Newbie is a slang term for a newcomer to an Internet activity, for example online gaming. It can also be used to indicate an individual inexperienced in any other activity. It can have derogatory connotations, but is also often used for descriptive purposes only, without a value judgment.

This means every single one of us encounters noobs everyday. The inept fuckwit at the checkout who thinks that you swipe your eftpos card different than he, thus he must try swipe it for you, to no avail. The fuckhead infront of you in traffic that cant sit 5kmh either side of the speed limit, or fails to indicate, or is just a general fuckwit because you don’t like other drivers.

You might be thinking “oh super genius what about you? I’m sure there is things out there that you aren’t any good at!”

Wrong. There is nothing I do that I am not good at, because if I suck at it, I don’t do it, so as not to fucking inconvenience anyone else like a selfish cunt.

This all gets tied in with political correctness(the other thing which the mere thought of makes a feeling inside me akin to a bullet filled with rage exploding inside my skull) and now it seems any old shitheel can do anything. Having a basic knowledge of using a word processing package on a run of the mill desktop computer is no longer a prerequisite for getting a job in an environment where you need to have basic skills using a word processor on a run of the mill desktop pc. Don’t have a fucking clue how to count? Here’s a checkout for you to work at. Playing with your own dookie in the corner of your parent’s back yard at age 36? Come fly this space shuttle.

There was a time when if you were a useless fuckup then you ended up doing a shitty job, like a janitor, or security guard.

God I long for those days to come around again.