Things I don't Like #2 - Noobs

Look at this dickhead, Displaying all the typical traits of the noob. The gap in the teeth, putting off all the local women, and covered in other peoples piss. He’s also probably got some alcohol on him.

If you are reading this, chances are you know what a noob is. If you don’t, have a look at this:

Wikipedia:

Newbie is a slang term for a newcomer to an Internet activity, for example online gaming. It can also be used to indicate an individual inexperienced in any other activity. It can have derogatory connotations, but is also often used for descriptive purposes only, without a value judgment.

This means every single one of us encounters noobs everyday. The inept fuckwit at the checkout who thinks that you swipe your eftpos card different than he, thus he must try swipe it for you, to no avail. The fuckhead infront of you in traffic that cant sit 5kmh either side of the speed limit, or fails to indicate, or is just a general fuckwit because you don’t like other drivers.

You might be thinking “oh super genius what about you? I’m sure there is things out there that you aren’t any good at!”

Wrong. There is nothing I do that I am not good at, because if I suck at it, I don’t do it, so as not to fucking inconvenience anyone else like a selfish cunt.

This all gets tied in with political correctness(the other thing which the mere thought of makes a feeling inside me akin to a bullet filled with rage exploding inside my skull) and now it seems any old shitheel can do anything. Having a basic knowledge of using a word processing package on a run of the mill desktop computer is no longer a prerequisite for getting a job in an environment where you need to have basic skills using a word processor on a run of the mill desktop pc. Don’t have a fucking clue how to count? Here’s a checkout for you to work at. Playing with your own dookie in the corner of your parent’s back yard at age 36? Come fly this space shuttle.

There was a time when if you were a useless fuckup then you ended up doing a shitty job, like a janitor, or security guard.

God I long for those days to come around again.

Things I don't like #1 - Gleeks

No doubt, unless you live in Siberia, you've been exposed to the atrocity on mankind that is Glee.
This frogshit show is quite possibly the most dangerous thing to hit our screens since the Idol franchise.

Because urbandictionary has nothing but shitfuck defintions for "gleek", "gleeks", I'm going to have to descibe it myself. A Gleek is someone who takes Glee very seriously.

Now fair enough, I know that that bird with the big nose is strangely attractive, and whatever, but thats not the point.

The point is anyone who sees it seems to think that they too posess a singing voice comparable to that of todays best selling number 1 pop artists.

Here's a free hint for all you Gleeks -- THEY AUTOTUNE THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE VOICES. These guys on the show, they are actors, not singers. They have no musical talent whatsoever. they are just doing what they are being paid to do.

I'm fucking sick as shit of hearing everyone's fucking singing all the time, TALK NORMALLY, AND WHEN I TALK TO YOU, DON'T JUST "FINISH THAT BAR" BEFORE ANSWERING ME, IT'S FUCKING RUDE.

I don't care how much Glee you watch. What I care about is my ears being polluted with your unnecessary resonance emitted from your voice box.

I could kind of handle it, even watch it from time to time to impress the mrs, however, I was uttely disgusted when they turned a good ROCK SONG into nothing more than cheap sterile POP. You don;t do that shit to Journey. Steve Perry would have shat out a kidney.

The final blow for me came when they did the same thing to Van Halen's Jump. Those of you who know me know I'm like the biggest Van Halen fan ever. How could the producers do this? Do you know how many little fuckchops are running around saying how the Glee version os SOOOOOO much better than the original? Fuck, man.

I'm leaving before I start to cry about this.